I’m finally posting the game I promised I would at the start of the holidays. All coiled up with nowhere to slam on this beautiful Friday evening? Well step away from the stun gravy and hold off on your hop juice, because Everything Is Jake will let you Jim your Johns for that special Joe or Jane without spending a single dime of your Jack!
Just click this beeeautiful link right here to download the thing, then extract the files and open “EverythingIsJake.exe”. It’s that simple.
But look at me still here beating my gums like a psychopathic dentist, and you don’t even know what the game looks like!
This game was made by me and enterprising renaissance man Matt Rundle as a second year games project. I drew, he programmed. It’s buggy, and it annoys me that I can’t fix the movement, but it works. I realised if I didn’t submit it now, it would moulder in hard-drive limbo forever. So hey, if you like this send it around and say so, and maybe someday I will be able to make games that are better than this for a living.
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